- Motorist: (sound of honking and squealing brakes)
- Girl 1: ...and so, uh, Abby was, is that her name? Yeh, Abby was there and that made me really mad...
- Motorist: Are you girls blind?
- Girl 2: What's her problem?
- Girl 1: Abby, she's just stuck up.
- Girl 2: No, I mean hers. Geez.
- Motorist: Get out of the road!
- Girl 3: Wait, which Abby? The blonde? I hate those scarves she wears.
- Motorist: (honks)
- Girl 1: Really, what is her problem?
- Me: You're crossing against the light!
- Girl 3: What?
- Me: You're walking in the middle of traffic.
- Girl 1: What?
- Girl 2: Omigod! Who is that guy? What is his problem?
numbskulduggery
[early 21st century American protologism, 'numbskull', dimwit; dolt + 'skulduggery', mean dishonesty or trickery]
n.
Dishonorable proceedings undertaken in pursuit of an ill conceived purpose.
n.
Dishonorable proceedings undertaken in pursuit of an ill conceived purpose.
February 6, 2010